I'm naming my firstborn "Pabst"

I made the decision to stay in tonight. I felt it was a good one to make since I was very tired. However I also drank a large quantity of coffee. After laying in my bed not falling asleep for a good portion of time, I decided to give up on sleep. I then made the choice to leave my trust in the cold goodness of Pabst. I'm only two PBR's in and I may not make it farther than that, but still, I feel my mood has improved slightly.